"That girl looks like a frumpy shit eater."
slevin-kelevra: lawllllllllllllllllllz. I said that, MEEE!
Anonymous asked: you smell like tartar sauce
Hunger Games/Sherlock/stupid CW show jokes aren’t funny… and no matter how many people I delete, the shit still keeps popping up! Christ.
Anonymous asked: shine on, you crazy diamond.
ontophantoms: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter I’d watch.
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo
I love being told I suck from a secondary source.
Anonymous asked: ur so witty, plz fallow me
Anonymous asked: your father smelt of elderberries